Epic. My major complaints with being a girl (in no particular order) are as follows:
1. Cannot pee discretely in dark alleys without being in shoe-range.
2. Society expects us to keep up some mild level of attractiveness in order to be successful/find a viable mate/go out in public etc.
3. Lack the ability to grow facial hair.
no wonder there are so many more male criminals than female. I mean if Osama Bin Ladin just shaved his beard I wouldn't recognize him if he was hiding out in my kitchen.
And the mustache has the extraordinary power to turn even the most boring guy into a child molester.
Alright, I'm going to have a seizure if I look at your page any longer.
.. ahem ..
GO THE STACHES!
1. Cannot pee discretely in dark alleys without being in shoe-range.
2. Society expects us to keep up some mild level of attractiveness in order to be successful/find a viable mate/go out in public etc.
3. Lack the ability to grow facial hair.
no wonder there are so many more male criminals than female. I mean if Osama Bin Ladin just shaved his beard I wouldn't recognize him if he was hiding out in my kitchen.
And the mustache has the extraordinary power to turn even the most boring guy into a child molester.
Alright, I'm going to have a seizure if I look at your page any longer.