I've got illegals in my bottom.

Here's a horrendous mixtape I compiled for Baylie as part of the International Mixtrade Group :D the theme was 'Current Picks', so I bring you some of the music that's been featured on my mp3 player as of late. HERE, HAVE SOME IRRELEVANT LOLZ TOO:

It's Alright, Okay - Ashley Tisdale:
Ugh this song is so disturbingly catchy, and reminiscent of Kelly Clarkson except far less annoying. (Note: I hate Kelly Clarkson).

Banpire Dinosaur - Adam Paranoia ft. Stevie Ryan:
"This bitch was straight up ghetto, gave me wood like her name was Geppetto" - NUFF SAID.

Boner - Straight Outta Junior High
"Got a boner. In class. Class is over. I got that boner back" BEST LYRICS EVER, Y/Y?

Good Girls Go Bad - Cobra Starship ft. Leighton Meester:
I originally downloaded this because I love Leighton Meester, and it's so disturbingly catchy *__*

Cool Sewong - The Totally Cool Guys:
LOL my friends made this song as part of a mockumentary, my only guess is that it's parodying the Aussie hiphop scene. Clearly they're politically aware, as this song is about sluts trying to scab some of your Centrelink benefits ;]

Dont Trust Me - 3OH!3:
UGH WHY IS THIS SONG SO RIDICULOUSLY CATCHY. They play it on the radio all the time here, but they play this completely butchered ~clean version which is just fucked.

GTFO Zombie on my Back - Adam Paranoia:
"I got a zombie on my back, GET THE FUCK OFF"

Beautiful - Late Night Alumni:
I discovered these guys because MichellePhan uses their music in her makeup tutorial videos (I've been on a makeup tutorial kick lately), and it's such pretty easy listening music.

Empty Streets - Late Night Alumni:
See above. This music is perfect for sitting on a train at night, watching the city lights go by ^_^

Scaries That Bite - Adam Paranoia ft. Stevie Ryan:
"I'm the dark spectre walkin' the halls, I got ectoplasm in my balls" - can you tell I've been listening to a lot of Adam Paranoia lately? Adam Scott Franklin and Stevie Ryan are pretty much geniuses, check out their Scene Love series and other lulzy videos :D

Zombie Blood - Adam Paranoia:
This song is pretty much the best thing in existence. If nothing else, there's amusing impressions of Fred Durst and Julia Stiles ;]

Why Don't We Do It In The Road - Across the Universe OST:
BEST MOVIE EVAR, Y/Y?

Helter Skelter - Across the Universe OST:
^_^ Dana Fuchs makes me want to break out into song on public transport.

With a Little Help From My Friends - Across the Universe OST:
I have this movie recorded on my Austar box, and I watch it whenever I get a chance. I probably need to get the dvd, but I'm awfully stingey ;] While Jim Sturgess is hot and the better singer, Max is ultmately my favourite character from the movie <3

I've Just Seen A Face - Across the Universe OST:
Jim Sturgess! *humps*

This Is Halloween - Nightmare Before Christmas OST:
Danny Elfman should never stop being a genius.

Inside Of You - Infant Sorrow:
TEACH ME HOW TO GLOW, WHILE IM MOVING INSIDE YOUUUUUUUUUU. You might recognise this from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Pokemon Theme - 2BA Master OST:
Revisiting my childhood, obv. :D I remember when I was a kid I knew all the pokemon raps at the end of the show off by heart. Evidently I was a lonely child.

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