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Fancy Seeing You Here.

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OH HAI SLAPPERS, So I know I've been dreadfully absent from Bu… Read more

Psht, More Like Drag Me To Bed.

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Mixtape: Current Picks

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	Mark as Spam Clint Eastwood : 11/06/2009 9:54 AM I did, it was awesome. I actually saw it before I really started getting into the show, but I knew the basic premise and I'd seen a little of it before. The movie was awesome. I wish Rube had been in it though. :(
	Mark as Spam Clint Eastwood : 11/05/2009 9:13 PM I WAS WONDERING THAT AS I TYPED. IDK I AM ASSUMING YES. WHAT A WEIRD AND FUCKED UP KID THAT WOULD BE THOUGH. I'D ALSO BE AFRAID HE'D STEAL MY WALLET WHEN WE WERE DONE.
	Mark as Spam Clint Eastwood : 11/05/2009 6:55 PM BECAUSE WE'D ALL BE PREGGO RN IF HE WASN'T, LET'S BE HONEST
	Mark as Spam Clint Eastwood : 11/03/2009 8:44 PM I JUST REALIZED WHERE YOUR HEADLINE COMES FROM. HOW I HAVE SEEN SO MUCH DEAD LIKE ME AND NOT FIGURED IT OUT IDK.
	Mark as Spam allyn : 10/22/2009 11:15 AM heeeeeyy!! how are you??? missed you bb
	Mark as Spam i'm olivia spolyar : 10/05/2009 8:06 AM Hehe, yeah. :D How've you been?
	Mark as Spam i'm olivia spolyar : 10/04/2009 9:27 PM UHM HAI DAZZLEPANTS. LONG TIME NO TALK. How're you? :D
	Mark as Spam Clint Eastwood : 09/28/2009 8:34 AM JSYK I have been watching the GIF in your shout out for like 3 minutes straight. Stupid sexy Quinto.
	Mark as Spam emoisforluvers : 09/27/2009 10:48 PM Oh lol! I feel kinda stupid now hahaha xP
	Mark as Spam onesixsix : 09/22/2009 4:22 AM You like build houses and shit it's really fucked up

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jerrydazzlepants
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19 years old

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Gold Coast Queensland
Australia

Sign: Cancer

Orientation: Straight

Home Town: Gold Coast

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I'm Jerry ;D
- I'm not very nice, jsyk
- I love music, although not the kind on this site
- I love books. A LOT.
- Sometimes I write blogs, sometimes I take photos
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