Fancy Seeing You Here.

OH HAI SLAPPERS,  So I know I've been dreadfully absent from Buzznet for MONTHS, and I don't even have a legit excuse. I was hardcore into…

Psht, More Like Drag Me To Bed.

Being a fan of the Evil Dead franchise, I had high hopes for Sam Raimi's latest venture, Drag Me To Hell. Despite the fact that…

Mixtape: Current Picks

Here's a horrendous mixtape I compiled for Baylie as part of the International Mixtrade Group :D the theme was 'Current Picks', so I bring you…

Death Note III: The Shiteous Remake

Recently I've come to accept that Hollywood no longer possesses a single shred of originality, and while I don't approve of any of the shiteous…
True Blood v Bob Dylanvid

True Blood v Bob Dylan

As if us True Blood fans weren't already pissing our pants in excitement, the head honchos at HBO and the minds behind the show have…

If It Makes You Happy, It Can't Be That Bad.

Bleurgh, I had another shitty day, so let's all laugh like spazzes at lolcats and listen to some happy music! Samuel L Jackson - StackoleeThis…

Happiness Mixtape #2

Like I said in my previous post, I couldn't narrow my Happiness Mixtape down to just a few songs, so I had to make 903485902830598…

Happiness Is a Warm Gun (Or Bad Pop Music!)

Because I am an indecisive twat, and couldn't bare to give dear Mr El Rich only a few songs for this Mixtrade, I decided to…

Going Green in Style

In 2009, it would seem we're more environmentally conscious than ever. In the good ol' 90s, if somebody had said 'climate change', 'global warming', or…

One Line Movie Reviews.

Okay, so I know some people on Buzznet do haiku movie reviews, but I'm utterly shiteous at haikus, and poetry of any sort kinda makes…
Excuse my morbidly obese man arm. Supanova '09 :pic

The Uninvited

Anybody who knows me would know that I love my J-horror (in this case, Korean horror) and that Im an anal-retentive purist at heart. I…
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  • Member Since: 2007-06-12
  • Relationship Status: Lactating Hooker
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Drink: Yes
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: High School
  • Occupation: Fetus

Interests:

Im Jerry - not my real name but that's not what's important., I tweet obsessively, take photos but don't consider myself a photographer, occasionally I write journals, and I'm pretty much an asshole, D I love metal, cancelled tv shows, terrible movies, skilltester games, public transport, being harrassed by drunk and/or crazy people, the interwebz, Subway meatball subs and reading., I hate Twilight, girls who empower themselves at the expense of other people yet call themselves feminists, horrific film adaptations of books, shitty books, the beach (ugh why do I live in Australia?), morons on the interwebz, and coriander.

Favorite Music:

Pretty much everything that's not featured on Buzznet., DEATH TO FBR.

Favorite Movies:

Planet Terror, Kill Bill, A Clockwork Orange, A Scanner Darkly, Zoolander, Serenity, Kevin Smith films, Fight Club, Neverending Story saga, V for Vendetta, The Evil Dead, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Mean Girls, Clueless, Watchmen, Smokin' Aces, Sin City, The Boat That Rocked.

Favorite TV Shows:

Twin Peaks, American Gothic, LOST, Dexter, Dead Like Me, Sons of Anarchy, Gossip Girl, X-Files, Supernatural, 30 Rock, Firefly, The 4400, True Blood, Flippin Out, Rachel Zoe Project (guilty pleasure!), Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch.

Favorite Books:

Brave New World, Black Dagger Brotherhood, Let The Right One In, A Clockwork Orange, World War Z, Philip K Dick novels, Nicholas Sparks novels, Stephen King novels, Sookie Stackhouse novels, The Time Machine and Harry Potter of course, P