Villa Vailima Closeup.

Pretty self explanatory :) Vailima is just the village that the house was built in, though it translates to 'water in the hand' or something…
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jerrydazzlepants Dec 09, 2009

Here Kitty Kitty.

MOAR MAD ANIMAL STALKING SKILLZ. It's blurry as fuck, but whatever.
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jerrydazzlepants Dec 04, 2009

Teacup Humans.

100 points if you get that reference. Aren't they adorable?! ;D except for the butter knife making him look like a mini mass murderer, haha…
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jerrydazzlepants Dec 02, 2009

Le Manumea

Same place where I took the other photo of the tiki torch thing :) Just a nice hotel in Samoa.
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jerrydazzlepants Nov 30, 2009

Brb, failing at life.

I officially fail at making comebacks, I'm like John Farnham, but the opposite. I guess I found it too hard to spare 3.5 minutes out…
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jerrydazzlepants Nov 28, 2009

Manumea.

This is like a random tiki torch type thing at the Hotel Manumea. How fucking perfect does that weather look? Hard to believe it was…
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jerrydazzlepants Sep 27, 2009
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Winter, My Ass.

So I went to Samoa in what was their/our Winter, and it was hotter and more humid than an Australian Summer :| which says a…

Fancy Seeing You Here.

OH HAI SLAPPERS,  So I know I've been dreadfully absent from Buzznet for MONTHS, and I don't even have a legit excuse. I was hardcore into…

Cookies.

Here, have a shitty food macro. This is a crap photo, but I wanted to squeeze in a poladroid for this week's topic. I've been…
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jerrydazzlepants Jun 18, 2009
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Card Games.

GEEK SUICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE I spent my morning sacrificing Yugioh cards in the pool, how about you? Not really happy with how this turned out, but whatever. It looks…

Brb, Puttin On Mah Furrrrz.

HE'S CUTE, DON'T DENY IT. He's so stumpy XD Dad went to take him for a walk last night, but put Max's jacket on first because…
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jerrydazzlepants Jun 12, 2009

SOME MOTHAFUCKIN' BREADCRUMBS.

Cheers if you get that reference. ;] Had the biggest emo moment last night, whinging to Danaynay about depression and such. Life's an uphill struggle…
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jerrydazzlepants Jun 10, 2009
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Carve Your Name Into My Arm.

I can't help but wonder who Felix was, what he was like, and how his life ended. :( Although it could have been somebody's cat…

Weekly Polaroid

Polaroids made using Poladroid for the Weekly Polaroid Group :)
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jerrydazzlepants Jun 07, 2009
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Flowers.

Fuck yeah, avoided doing a flower macro! I dont have anything against people who take flower macros, I just personally can't stand them after seeing everybody…
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Sunshine.

Okay it's not so much sunshine I hate, more like hot weather and humidity. D: I'm so obsessive about sunscreen and sunglasses these days, I…

Psht, More Like Drag Me To Bed.

Being a fan of the Evil Dead franchise, I had high hopes for Sam Raimi's latest venture, Drag Me To Hell. Despite the fact that…
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Tree Doctor.

My friend gave me the weirdest look while I was taking this photo. XD We actually had a tree doctor come to our house the…

The Birds.

The way this bird looked at me was totally eerie, and reminded me of the evil bird attacking Mike Hanlon in 'IT' by Stephen King. IT…
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jerrydazzlepants Jun 04, 2009

Night of the Living Dummy.

I couldn't tell if this was cute or straight up creepy :|
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jerrydazzlepants Jun 02, 2009

Weekly Polaroid

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jerrydazzlepants May 31, 2009

Mixtape: Current Picks

Here's a horrendous mixtape I compiled for Baylie as part of the International Mixtrade Group :D the theme was 'Current Picks', so I bring you…
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Mt Tamborine

It's views like this that make me wish I could fly. I'd like nothing more than to see what's beyond those mountains. :)
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White.

Spent the day at Mt Tamborine with Hayrey today, it was amazing. Bought a ridiculous amount of fudge, saw a ridiculous amount of arts and…

Weekly Polaroid

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jerrydazzlepants May 29, 2009
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The Red Shore.

Jamie Hope from The Red Shore, supporting BMTH a couple of weeks ago. They played first, but actually got more audience support and participation than…

Weekly Polaroid

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jerrydazzlepants May 26, 2009

Paolo Gregoletto.

Probably the last of my stalker photos with Trivium. D: :D I don't know what to think about Paolo, tbh. He seemed really crazy and funny onstage…
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jerrydazzlepants May 24, 2009

Weekly Polaroid

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jerrydazzlepants May 22, 2009

Weekly Polaroid

Polaroids made using Poladroid for the Weekly Polaroid Group :)
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jerrydazzlepants May 20, 2009

Travis Smith.

MOAR BAD PHOTOS OF ME WITH TRIVIUM ;D I'm pretty sure I would never recognise Travis if he wore an actual shirt.
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jerrydazzlepants May 20, 2009
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Water.

It goes purple on the right hand side because that's where the steps to my pool start. They're not purple though, so I have no…

Death Note III: The Shiteous Remake

Recently I've come to accept that Hollywood no longer possesses a single shred of originality, and while I don't approve of any of the shiteous…

Mr Heafy & I.

LOL I look terrible, but I thought I'd still post this photo of me in all my horrendousness because I fucking love this guy. Im…
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jerrydazzlepants May 15, 2009
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Matt Heafy.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I got the best hug from him, and he was so nice and much taller than I expected. I look horrendous…
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Mangled Foot.

Pretty self explanatory, yeah? I took this at the Big Day Out in January, some dude was sitting by the fence with a mangled foot…
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New Found Glory

Chad and Jordan were at the NFG signing right next to the Lacuna Coil one, and it took me the longest time to realise who…
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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

I'm going to ignore the fact that I'm positively sick to death of hearing about anything Pete-Wentz related, by just squeeing over how adorable Bronx…
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Cristina Scabbia.

I was freaking out so hardcore right before the signing. Asldjlaskjdl she's so gorgeous and tiny and I hugged her ^_^ While I was waiting in…

Celeb Mamas

Whether they've just given birth, are about to pop, or labour is but a distant and slightly painful memory, all your celeb mamas are right…
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jerrydazzlepants May 08, 2009
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Power Ranger.

Not quite ;] This guy was actually at Supanova as part of the Australian Wrestling Federation stand, although I know him from PWA QLD wrestling…
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True Blood v Bob Dylan

As if us True Blood fans weren't already pissing our pants in excitement, the head honchos at HBO and the minds behind the show have…

Fierce Prom Dresses

*cough* I bring you the fiercest (fugliest?) prom dresses this season.
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jerrydazzlepants Apr 29, 2009

If It Makes You Happy, It Can't Be That Bad.

Bleurgh, I had another shitty day, so let's all laugh like spazzes at lolcats and listen to some happy music! Samuel L Jackson - StackoleeThis…

Happiness Mixtape #2

Like I said in my previous post, I couldn't narrow my Happiness Mixtape down to just a few songs, so I had to make 903485902830598…

Happiness Is a Warm Gun (Or Bad Pop Music!)

Because I am an indecisive twat, and couldn't bare to give dear Mr El Rich only a few songs for this Mixtrade, I decided to…

Rorschach.

There were about 4 Rorschachs at the convention, some of them would be good until you got to the mask, and then it all fell…
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jerrydazzlepants Apr 23, 2009

Going Green in Style

In 2009, it would seem we're more environmentally conscious than ever. In the good ol' 90s, if somebody had said 'climate change', 'global warming', or…

One Line Movie Reviews.

Okay, so I know some people on Buzznet do haiku movie reviews, but I'm utterly shiteous at haikus, and poetry of any sort kinda makes…

Supanova 09

Anime and comic convention :D
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jerrydazzlepants Apr 19, 2009

Luigi.

Ahahaha @ my crap photo taking skillz.
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jerrydazzlepants Apr 17, 2009

Captain America!

Actually, this might be my new husband. These girls in fugly costumes were running after him screeching his name, and I was so traumatised D…
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jerrydazzlepants Apr 15, 2009
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FIERCE

There were a lot of cosplayers there on the day, some good, and some freakin terrible ones too. I wish I'd got photos of more…
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The Uninvited

Anybody who knows me would know that I love my J-horror (in this case, Korean horror) and that Im an anal-retentive purist at heart. I…
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jerrydazzlepants (more info)
  • Member Since: 2007-06-12
  • Relationship Status: Lactating Hooker
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Drink: Yes
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: High School
  • Occupation: Fetus

Interests:

Im Jerry - not my real name but that's not what's important., I tweet obsessively, take photos but don't consider myself a photographer, occasionally I write journals, and I'm pretty much an asshole, D I love metal, cancelled tv shows, terrible movies, skilltester games, public transport, being harrassed by drunk and/or crazy people, the interwebz, Subway meatball subs and reading., I hate Twilight, girls who empower themselves at the expense of other people yet call themselves feminists, horrific film adaptations of books, shitty books, the beach (ugh why do I live in Australia?), morons on the interwebz, and coriander.

Favorite Music:

Pretty much everything that's not featured on Buzznet., DEATH TO FBR.

Favorite Movies:

Planet Terror, Kill Bill, A Clockwork Orange, A Scanner Darkly, Zoolander, Serenity, Kevin Smith films, Fight Club, Neverending Story saga, V for Vendetta, The Evil Dead, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Mean Girls, Clueless, Watchmen, Smokin' Aces, Sin City, The Boat That Rocked.

Favorite TV Shows:

Twin Peaks, American Gothic, LOST, Dexter, Dead Like Me, Sons of Anarchy, Gossip Girl, X-Files, Supernatural, 30 Rock, Firefly, The 4400, True Blood, Flippin Out, Rachel Zoe Project (guilty pleasure!), Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch.

Favorite Books:

Brave New World, Black Dagger Brotherhood, Let The Right One In, A Clockwork Orange, World War Z, Philip K Dick novels, Nicholas Sparks novels, Stephen King novels, Sookie Stackhouse novels, The Time Machine and Harry Potter of course, P